tributefromwinterfell: meggannn: ...
theatomicboom: omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits like district 1 are vegas dancers and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video district 4, well, it could be worse case in point, see district 5 what the fuck district 6 district 7 and their origami i’m so sorry district 8 is the boy tribute from 9...
yiffmyass: nyeeeeaaaah: A list of things that do not offend people • • • • • why are all the dots black you fucking racist
funniest10k: Expectation: Reality: Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
I love how in the movie the Careers are just...
every108minutes: Like, “Yay! Let’s go kill people!”
Caesar: Katniss Everdeen, girl on fire!
Peeta: I was on fire too.
Snow: Here's your crown, Katniss.
Peeta: I won the games too.
Gale: You're on the phone with your baker he's upset
Katniss: oh no
Gale: Goin' off about some cake that he burnt
Gale: 'cause he doesn't know how to hunt like I do
Katniss: Gale stop
Gale: I'm in the woods it's a typical Sunday afternoon
Gale: I'm hunting the kind of squirrels he doesn't like
Gale: He'll never be able to hunt like I do
Gale: CUZ HE BAKES BREAD
Gale: I MAKE SNARES
Gale: HE EATS CUPCAKES
Gale: AND I HUNT BEARS
Katniss: Gale just stop
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.