a teacher walks into a bar
guy: can i buy you a drink?
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
Here's a gallery of the most hilarious answers &... →
chaystar: Here’s some of them: More here
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
Hate to break it to you
oncebutt: kush2loud: tommyxvx: But choosing to eat meat absolutely makes you a bad person. Like, without question. Just a total shithead. Hate to break it to you, but choosing to kill and devour innocent plants makes you a terrible person. Like without a question. Just a total shithead.
thewallsofdreaming: fauxboy: fickjamori: thatsjustpaint: mangacraz00: fearmybunny: hibbyta: hemakemefeel: rubychoosday: ohcaseeey: Best commercial ever. La weaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Jgwkñasdk <3 Me puse a llorar :’c I am sobbing. /sobs I AM TOO HORMONAL TO DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW noooo why did you post this cries and dies not gonna lie, this hit me right in...
alyssaties: DARN RIGHT IT WAS COOL IT CAN DO THE JOB OF A THOUSAND BUT IT CAN’T BUY YOU LOVE, TED OH GOD IM SO ALONE
3armsally: i stopped paying attention to my dash and i come back to this did i miss something o r
I don't like Rarity
bronycurious: kuromikowaii: DOES NOT APPROVE.
wowfunniestposts: my parents get mad at me because I stay in my room all day and only come out for food they get all excited when I come out like OMG SADIE YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR CAVE and I’m like this blog is epic