June 2012
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
penotbutter:
kari-oke:
nationalgeographicnipples:
unreadablemind:
homestuckandcartoons:
suckmycholo:
doctor what
doctor where
doctor when
doctor why
doctor how
doctor chicka chicka slim shady
When you see someone cute, →
funniest10k:
They smile and look at you:
And you’re like:
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Smiles guaranteed. →
funniest10k:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
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hipster-sandwich:
veteranreporter:
Never forget.
Best character break of all time.
me: hi
2 seconds later
me: why didn't they reply oh my god do they hate me this is all my fault why do i suck so much i'm so needy and weird and i hate everything i'm never talking to anybody again
When your mom tells you to wash the dishes
500daysofbac0n:
I do this thing where I’m hardly ever hungry during the day, but once I start eating at night I can’t stop myself
When Peeta's name got called →
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Peeta:
Peeta’s brothers:
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That awkward moment when you accidentally say...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
When your mom is yelling at you through the phone.
niallinmyfridge:
If you never had a crush on Danny Phantom you’re a liar and I hate you